A step by step guide and the do's and do nots of being an ideal client!
I'm writing this blog today because of the following message I received this morning, one that is all too common and infuriating in an escorts world
"Are you available"
When I read this message I can't help but BOIL inside.
Let me take you though all the things that are wrong with this message , how to write an enquiry that might actually get a response and some helpful hints that might help you become our favourite client!
SELECTING YOUR ESCORT
When looking through profiles please read them. In full. A lot of us go to the effort of including as much information as possible to save us both the time in messaging.
Take note if our profile says to call email or text. We are all different. Some of us have busy lives and families and do not appreciate being called repeatedly in the middle of the night. A lot of us prefer text so that we can remember all the details discussed.
Also take note of the work hours!
THE BOOKING ENQUIRY
Address the person you're speaking too and introduce yourself
"Hi Euphoria, my name is...."
Why is this important?
I know a lot of you might shoot out the same message to 20 or so escorts, which is fine, but when you don't address us the next message is often "which one are you again" or "can you send me your ad" Now you're making us do unpaid admin work, tisk tisk! And we don't don't particularly feel like you want to book us, just the first person that suits your needs, so we may not put in any further effort
Also, I am a human being, this is not Facebook marketplace. Be friendly and polite ☺️
After introducing yourself please include the services you would like.
When someone says "are you available" what does that mean?? Am I available for a video call? Am I available for sexting? Am I available to sell content? Am I available to do an in person outcall? Am I available to host a short notice booking? Am I available for an overnight booking in a different state? Am I available for a weekend in the Maldives?
I cannot tell you if "I'm available" if I don't know what for!
So, now that you've introduced yourself and let me know what you are looking for (without too much detail or we'll think you're fishing for free dirty talk) Along with the times and date and any extras, I'll be available to accomodate your request.
DEPOSITS
I understand that some clients are hesitant to give deposits. I have heard too many stories of clients unfortunately being ripped off by fake profiles.
Here are some tips to help you verify the escort before paying a deposit
Are the photos verified on the site?
If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
Check their social media. Insta, Snapchat, Twitter etc. Check if they post live to their story? Do they have a long history of posts and a decent following? I would be hesitant to book anyone with a new profile and only a few pictures. Especially if the model is stunning with very few followers, it's probably stolen pictures. You should be able to get a clear picture from someone's socials what they are like. It it's the same few pictures with no engagement on every platform it's probably fake
Do they have onlyfans? We need to verify our identity on onlyfans so this is a good way to know that we are who we say we are
Do they advertise across different platforms
Book in a digital service or send a small tip for some photos. This way you can see me and chat with me before making a bigger booking. If it is a scam, you haven't lost too much
Asking for "proof" is annoying, often the clients that do this never book and just want free photos and to waste our time
With most industries these days you need to pay a deposit, escorting is no different.
I pay a deposit for everything from my massages, tax accountant, dentist and my beauty appointments. I always check the salon or company is reputable before handing over money, just do the same for us!
It may not occur to some that getting ready for a booking can take hours! Not to mention driving to the location and renting the incall. When someone doesn't show up or cancels last minute this can put me out of pocket up to $200! And a day of work lost. Unfortunately that's not a risk I like to take so deposits are essential
AT THE MEETING
Arrive on time. Not early. Not late. A booking starts at the specified time. If you are early we are often still cleaning up or showering or getting ready. The booking doesn't start when you arrive, it starts at the allocated time. If you booked an hour and arrive half an hour late, you do not say "oh I'll just do half an hour now" that's not how it works. You booked an hour you pay for the hour.
Bring a gift! This is absolutely not expected and happens rarely, but anyone who has read my profile and gotten to know me and has taken the time to do something thoughtful will quickly become at the top of my list. For these clients I will also go the extra mile and build a special rapport with.
Shower and wash yourself thoroughly!! I cannot stress this enough, the amount of bird baths I see going on.... Thoroughly wash your junk gentleman! This shouldn't need to be said, but unfortunately it's does.
Leave on time. Don't awkwardly hang around, we likely have another client waiting and need to rush to change the sheets shower and reapply our make up.
AFTERTHOUGHT
A follow up text is fine, but what's even more appreciated is a review!
This helps us verify that we're real and genuine to other clients and it always puts a pep in my step when I receive a review!
I hope this helps you understand the inner workings of booking an escort, how to approach us, get a better response rate and legitimate genuine bookings!
Euphoria
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